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BRB DYING

I am about to go ***apeshit on a bitch***

I just saw these ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME gorgeous shoes on french ebay in MY SIZE (39)

but after measuring my feet over and over and over again (while sobbing) and comparing the measurements given by the seller I realized I must accept that the soft, quilted insole and my rhinoceros hooves ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE.

please meet the shoes that will haunt me until the next awesome ebay find:

****JOHN GALLIANO S/S 2010 PEARL RUNWAY PLATFORMS****





If you are a small 39 or a 38.5 YOU MUST BUY THESE.

if you are a lucky bitch with sz 37 feet you must make these yours.





http://cgi.ebay.fr/LES-ESCARPINS-REQUIN-CASTELBAJAC-ETE-2010-NEUVES_W0QQitemZ140400634783QQcmdZViewItemQQptZFR_YO_Vetements_ChaussuresFemmes?hash=item20b087ab9f


if you are a size 37 and are not bidding on them please know that I am judging you right now.

i need these for this verano!!! the neon green is **SCREAMING** my name








prada ss10 sunglatheth

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**patternity** is a UK based agency that specializes in PATTERNS. As of now they have a webshop available via Supermarket Sarah, a Portobello Market fixture.

As soon as I have a house of my own I am hiring them to do my décor.





PUT IT ALL ON MEH













I am taking a stance against all this "New Minimalism" bullshit if you haven't noticed!!

all pics from patternity and supermarketsarah

I don't usually reblog shit from Jak&Jil but as soon as I saw THIS I hotflashed.



There is apparently many a Giles accessory missing in my life, but in the meanwhile I bet I could totally have this Etsy'd.







Like if I was down with Judith Leiber I would commission her to make me this T-Rex into a crystal minaudiere





Judith honeygirl, are you reading?!?!?

MIU MIU SATIN BOTAS

SO APPARENTLY THESE AREN'T GOING INTO PRODUCTION. HERE I GO AGAIN: CAN SOMEONE HOOK ME UP WITH THE RUNWAY SAMPLES? AS STATED BEFORE I'M A SIZE 39-40 SO I WILL DEFINITELY FIT THESE. I WILL SEND GOOD ITALIAN FOOD IN EXCHANGE. IF YOU'RE IN ITALY ALREADY I CAN ARRANGE FOR SOMEONE TO SEND YOU SOME CALIFORNIAN IN 'N OUT.

ALSO, DO THE BOOTIES EXIST WITH THE NAKED PEOPLE PRINT? IF NOT I THINK THEY SHOULD, I KNOW B.WILLHELM DID NAKED PEOPLE PRINTS A WHILE AGO AND UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE A PIECE OF THAT.

patotas

Most of the time I curse my mammoth feet for being so bulky and oafish but it's images like these that remind me how BLESSED I am to be a size 39-40.... RUNWAY SAMPLE SIZE!!

PRESS SAMPLES, PROTOTYPES, PUT IT ALL ON MEH



another lucky shoe size is size 37... usually the norm for factory samples.

(God I am wincing at that disgusting plastic ykk zipper, it's offensive)

celebcity

holiest of holy grail shoes





SOME HAVE TRIED.....









but no one has ever come close.

BUT

I may or may not be loving these more than the Sam Edelmans



werQQ those pleather hooves!!!!!!!!!!

I'm screaming over Bernhard Willhelm's footwear this season, he can do no wrong in my eyes



These boots are like the dirty butch lesbian version of the Westwood pirate boots. Me encantan!!!!!

available also with tan straps and in a heeled version, but this is the best combo TBH







available at Opening Ceremony and Camper.com

pics from opening ceremony

yeah, this is one of those annoying "omg i want i need, i die, i choke, rachel zoe-isms, etc" posts commonly encountered around the blogs, but I cannot help it. The thigh- high JPG cut-out Docs and I are meant to be.










At first I decided to try contacting JPG directly to find out cost, points of sale, etc., but their website doesn't have any emails listed, only a very annoying contact form. Contact forms suck ass. I like to write my emails from the comfort of my super mario-themed gmail account. That aside, no one ever answered back... so I contacted Doc Martens UK which kindly gave me the soul-crushing news that the thigh highs were press/runway only, and that only the 14-eyelet version would be produced for sale.

Why such surefire sellers are not to be manufactured is beyond me.. they are not insane feats of construction or labor (sup nina ricci/mcqueen embroidered hooves)

From my humble point of view all of the extra modifications that go into a thigh-high JPG Doc are easily adaptable into the existing DM production line... apparently the laser cutout process isn't a problem seeing as they're doing the 14-eyelets so it's a no-brainer for me, though I am curious to know why.

If you need the 14-eyelets in your life they will be for sale at the DM shop on Neal Street,
London. They will not have them in stock until mid to end of December.

The shop offers a mail order service and their telephone number is 0207
2407931.





blogue.us, shoecollector, fashionologie

I have been desperately looking for a decent pair of digital print PANTS

For some reason the aztec god of fashion I regularly sacrifice virgins for is unhappy with me and has decided to bestow the gift of digital print exclusively on leggings.



I do not "do" leggings.




I IMPLORE THEE. DO NOT PUNISH ME SO. MY SOLE REQUEST IS THE PRINT IN TROUSER INCARNATION






suggestions anyone?? I would take any of the above in pant form.

media.onsugar.com, ismental, farfetch



EDIT*** commenter burnthesebones reminded me how badly I have to do a post on Risto Bimbiloski. I need, covet, breathe, live for, anything galaxy print.







pics from assembly new york (also a stockist)

(Hey Risto, fashion bloggers are all the rage for marketing labels nowadays so how about some free samplessss ?? JUST SAYIN'

DIOR fw2002 knit mohawk benie

I really, really need one of these peruvian knit beanies. They must be incredibly hard to find, lucky is the bitch that snagged it at the Daphne Guinness auction!!!!







.•:*¨¨*:•. Gael.•:*¨¨*:•.



(Can we discuss Mariacarla at 1:14 ??? throwing 'tude left and right!!)



I hope someone on Etsy will be willing to make me this magical piece of headgear.

style.com, justinleaddict on youtube