Showing posts with label bitch please. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitch please. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

when **edginess** takes a turn for the worst









Man Jeffery Campbell, can you rape the emo-goth-rock chic trend any more ??!! there are so many permutations of leather/straps/studs/grommets/zippers combo you can do before it starts looking like ass.


these said **BACK IN STOCK** on the thumbnail which means people actually bought them. And you know they were sober because secure payment page forms are a bitch to fill out.

I mean, I know that we all silently sob ourselves to sleep over the givenchy optical wedges but I would rather wear dirty chanclas to a gaultier couture fitting then wear this clusterfuck of a shoe.



and what, pray tell, is THIS?!




the unloved child of a Chloe Doc and a Chanel clog?

karmaloop

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

exactly ***what**** happened to Pauric Sweeney?? I'm not sure if a lot of people are familiar with his bags but a few years ago when he appeared on the scene his bags (and the Chloe python silverado) ignited my strongly burning love for anything scaly.




This bag on the arm of a certain hollywood hag that shall not be named became my obsession, and thus many an Ebay saved search ensued.



I eventually got over PS bags, but today while I was looking through the Yoox sale I found that his gorgeous python & patent leather creations had evolved into


THIS










.....




I dont even....











(this is me @ the Pauric Sweeney showroom)


it's like running into that hot-ass guy you hopelessly lusted after in high school after 5 years and finding he put on 20kgs and is wearing a snuggie and crocs.*




Something similar is going on at the McQueen accessories dept... it looks like they hired someone from the Marc by MJ team to overdesign this Novak/Elvie/whatever

I mean... what is it with that useless diagonal zipper with its clumsy pull?

buckles, snap buttons, contrasting trim.



and this black one? it's not as offensive but still completely anonymous and pretty MBMJ'ed




I know that the blog has been a festering cesspool of negativity lately so here is one that I do like:





Not all is lost at the McQueen accessories dept!! VERQ!


---------------(ADDING)



guys I think Blumarine wants to bring back the Dior Gambler...







.....



TRY AGAIN HUNNIE





*this actually happened to me**

** the subject in question wasn't wearing a snuggie, but he might as well have been


pics from: purseblog, bagwhiz, yoox,

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

D:

"The Making of a Chanel 2.55"

...Over 30 new models are produced each year, forming part of the House’s seven annual collections. 6 to 15 people are working for up to 18 hours (depending on the material) on one Chanel "2.55". While in the past, up to 80% of all bags produced were black, they represent only 50% of the diverse range proposed today.


full article















Hardly the image of a highly exclusive luxury product... Jesus it's like someone broke into a replica factory with a DSLR


pics from fashionoffice.org via bagcraze.blogspot.com

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

It's only a matter of time before N-A-P starts buying Pleaser and selling them for their usual bargain-basement prices!!




Save yourselves and stock up on TDF stripper shoes before Kate Lanphear/Vanessa Traina/Miroslava/any jak&jil -:¦:-.•:*¨fashion goddess¨*:•.-:¦:- wears these!

I am dead serious, these boots are hot shit and I'm considering getting them in lieu of rain/snow boots.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Sissi Rossi: CHECK Tisci:CHECK Alaia: CHECK ...

Alexander Wang current season bike shorts


amazon.com


Alaia circa late 80's




the ironic thing is that you can probably score the Alaias on ebay for LESS than the Wangs retail for.





as usual thanks be to my homegirl Brian for opening our eyes

Sunday, July 5, 2009




Oh word? whatchu gonna do about this then? I think this is a terrible misuse of the Chanel name!





frillr.com