Tuesday, December 22, 2009

are your fashions bathroom-proof?

One of the blogs I follow, Grey, recently did a post reviewing the ss10 collections prematurely seeping in at LVR. While I was very much enjoying the oft questionably-styled images of Ann D, Rick Owens and company, I screamed when I saw this Givenchy silk blouse...



exactly **what** does the fierce bitch wearing this blaus do if she suddenly feels the need to go to the bathroom in a public place?? like what if Carine urgently needs to piss right after the Balmain show?

those goddamn long sleeve ties are just yearning to caress a grimy surface, or better yet, be dipped inside the toilet when pulling down pants/wiping/etc

I guess it's all good only if homegirl washes her hands as the ties will inevitably fall into the sink and soak up some liquid soap. all clean and Jak&Jil ready!


(LOL I love how public bathroom laws are the first thing I thought of when I saw this)


pics from luisaviaroma via Grey


8 comments:

  1. If you run out of tissue you can always use those sleeve ties...........

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  2. hah... I was thinking of almost the same hassle when going to bathroom in a long pants jumpsuit.....

    I guess if you do wear something like this...better not wipe at all...ha haha ... grrr......

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  3. Hilarious. You are so right. I'm always paranoid whenever I'm wearing something with a drawstring. Ugh.

    http://www.invasionista.com

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  4. Know what else isn't Bathroom proof? Long nails and polyester bandage dresses :]

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  5. My suggestion would be to take the top off in the stall and hang it up on a hook. Then conduct business. Afterwards, put top back on and then use water-less hand sanitizer.

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